How to deal with fussy customer (from the other side of you)

hi guys

here are some tips on how to deal with fussy customer.... in a wrong way..haha

1) Show the customer who is fussier... you need to show the customer that you and her are no difference .... you need to be more fussier than her..

2) Use words like ..eeeuwww.... OMG!!!..... Gosh!!!... What!!...Seriously!!

3) Be like Paris Hilton... ... (no other words to describe)

4) Bend that finger darlings!!...as if you are holding the cloth with only the tip of your finger.... and dont forget to show that disgust facial expression...

5) Since fussy customer like to try a lot of merchandise before deciding on buying one, prepared a special fitting room for this customer...ensure that no one else is allowed to enter except this customer... if you can provide security personnel that would be great..

6) Choose more than 10 clothing for this customer.... mix n match...top to bottom...with full accessories and shoes....dont forget perhaps some cosmetics item...normally this customer always wanted to look good...so tell them...hey I am here to fulfill your wish.... all you need to do is just prepared your credit card honey!!

7) Big mirrors!!!.... the bigger the better...hahaha...ooo...if the mirror can show images that the customer is skinnier...Excellent!!

8) Special cashier counter.... tell the customer, you know what...just because you are my "favourite customer of the day!!"...we have open a special cashier counter for you where you dont have to queue.....

9) Porter Service.... tell the customer...no matter if you have your own driver or drive on your own..... we will delivered your merchandise to your car...... red carpet all the way darling...all the way....

10)...Crown.... fussy customer always wanted to be treated like a king or a queen......so do prepare some ceremony... prepared some food and beverages...a butler...and most important the crown!!!... the bigger the better....